Missouri State Sen. Brian Nieves (R) really makes an effort to respond to his constituents. Nieves got into a bizarre virtual sparring match after Bart Cohn, a Wildwood, Mo., resident, asked to be removed from the senator's email distribution list, the Riverfront Times reported Tuesday.

Following a debate centered on warding off a space alien invasion, how the government can expand Walmart's business and a potential international plot to destroy lakefront real estate, the Missouri House of Representatives passed a bill banning the United Nation's sustainability plan Monday afternoon.