“When he just put them back up I decided f**k it, I’m tweeting."
A complete archive of the original “Late Night with Conan O’Brien” will arrive January 2019.
The FatBat frightens you into achieving tough fitness goals.
No hyperbole here. It's the new mark to beat.
"Playing team sports is a great way for kids to experience getting yelled at outside of the home."
"A fun thing about having teens is how they text you from school to tell you they don't like their lunch."
"Better than the sermon on the mount, that's for sure."
"I'm going to be furious if my kids have a better life than me." -- Michael Ian Black
In a document that outlined sentencing recommendations, prosecutors said Hastert molested at least four boys from the high school he taught and coached at in the 1960s and 1970s.