Animal Uprising

The brash bovines have been tearing up lawns, scaring people and nearly causing car accidents, residents of a San Jose, California, neighborhood say.
Dozens of the large black birds are reportedly defecating and vomiting all over a New York couple's pricy Florida house.
Jamie Bisceglia told HuffPost she couldn't get the animal's beak to dislodge. "It was like a prong.”
"I instinctively held my breath, assuming that it would dive down again and spit me out somewhere."
These goats on the lam were supposed to be working when they were found eating up a quiet suburban street.
The out-of-place snake turned out to be a lost pet, said Virginia Beach Animal Control.
The furry intruder didn't take anything, but it did cause "a bit of a mess."
Woodchucks apparently are not fans of the House speaker.
Volvo says hopping throws off the vehicles' animal detection system.