The brash bovines have been tearing up lawns, scaring people and nearly causing car accidents, residents of a San Jose, California, neighborhood say.
Dozens of the large black birds are reportedly defecating and vomiting all over a New York couple's pricy Florida house.
"I instinctively held my breath, assuming that it would dive down again and spit me out somewhere."
The octopus-wielding pinniped appears to be a New Zealand fur seal.
These goats on the lam were supposed to be working when they were found eating up a quiet suburban street.
The out-of-place snake turned out to be a lost pet, said Virginia Beach Animal Control.
It dolphinately did that on porpoise.
*We know, technically as a female, she is a peahen.
Pedal for your lives!
Today in "signs of the impending apocalypse."