Animal Uprising

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The alleged thief gets to keep the toys because there's too much slobber on them for donation purposes.
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The big birds are reportedly causing mayhem in the aptly named township of Toms River.
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The brash bovines have been tearing up lawns, scaring people and nearly causing car accidents, residents of a San Jose, California, neighborhood say.
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Dozens of the large black birds are reportedly defecating and vomiting all over a New York couple's pricy Florida house.
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Jamie Bisceglia told HuffPost she couldn't get the animal's beak to dislodge. "It was like a prong.”
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"I instinctively held my breath, assuming that it would dive down again and spit me out somewhere."
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The octopus-wielding pinniped appears to be a New Zealand fur seal.
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These goats on the lam were supposed to be working when they were found eating up a quiet suburban street.
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The out-of-place snake turned out to be a lost pet, said Virginia Beach Animal Control.
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The furry intruder didn't take anything, but it did cause "a bit of a mess."
Politics
Woodchucks apparently are not fans of the House speaker.
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Volvo says hopping throws off the vehicles' animal detection system.
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*We know, technically as a female, she is a peahen.
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Today in "signs of the impending apocalypse."