atm
"Why was the cat not arrested for attempted bank robbery?" asked one Facebook user.
A confidential U.S. Secret Service alert sent to banks said the hackers targeted stand-alone ATMs typically located in pharmacies, big box retailers and drive-thru ATMs.
Money! It's what he didn't want.
A repairman was stuck inside an ATM for two hours and managed to free himself by sending notes to bank patrons from within it.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Unfortunately in these situations there is pressure on the part of ‘businesses and other obligations to say’ (or even record a video saying) that I am guilty."
There's nothing funny about sexual harassment.
Abandon all hope, ye who debit!