Australian rules football

Days in Australia since last blackface incident: 0.
Let me be perfectly clear to my Aussie mates that I like, but do not love footy. I hope y'all will still read on -- given my apostasy. But if you've grown up with the early imprinting of American baseball and football, it's hard to truly love Australian Rules Football in the way it seems as part of the genetic makeup of many Australians.