bad roommate

Nothing says "You disgust me" more emphatically than the exasperated sigh-meets-eyeroll unleashed the instant you walk into
UPDATE, 4:21 p.m.: NYU Vice President of Public Affairs John Beckman told NYU Local they resolved the matter: I am Shasten
Possibly more awkward than defriending your crazy uncle on Facebook, and definitely more awkward than not calling the waiter