bad sex

He allegedly used the tenant's wedding dress as a towel.
"It's like they just had a big old nasty party."
The van wasn't available for comment.
“This jerk, is playing with both his nipples while staring at my face."
Officers quickly realized it wasn't going to be a typical DUI stop.
The couple is accused of stealing two thongs, oral sex candy and a vibrator.
The accused promised to let a suspect go if he could lick her feet or have her panties.
Police want to talk with man accused of tossing airplane made from dirty mags.
A Chicago man glues his hand to his penis in this clip from 'Sex Sent Me To The E.R.'