Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested

Man with unusual name has a history of legal problems.
My client is Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop; you might have heard of him. Beezow has had a rough journey to Internet notoriety. And although he is certainly not typical, the story of how his case moved through the system is.
We've seen plenty of weird crime mugshots and heard plenty of bizarre stories. But when it comes to criminal names, this