"Never underestimate how many times your husband can do the exact same thing wrong."
"The first day of school is singlehandedly keeping the tiny chalkboard industry alive."
"My dentist hates when I call him a face gynecologist."
"My love language is bombarding those closest to me with links all day"
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
If anything positive has come out of the Presidential election race, it's the constant flow of 140-character-or-less gems.