Bikram Choudhury was ordered to pay $924,500 on Monday to a former legal adviser.

My thoughts are more constructed and meaningful. My delivery becomes more authentic, poignant and relevant as a result. My confidence is strong and secure. I am patient. I didn't change -- I sloughed off the things that changed me, and it revealed more of what makes me who I am.

It might be paranoid to say that Yoga is out to get me, but Yoga is out to get me. I might be exaggerating. I actually adore Yoga. But here are just a few of my Yoga incidents. I can't bring myself to talk about the one hot Yoga class I took.