Bunmi Laditan

"These bad boys are for inhaling at 10pm once the kids are passed out."
"I'm going to preface my rant by saying it's good that he made his kid a cake but ..."
"To previous generations of parents this would be perfectly fine."
For when your kids want to catch some ZZZs on the ride home...
72. Toddler will ask what the plan for tomorrow is. Resist the urge to say, "I won't be here. I'm running away tonight."