"Police believe that the buck is part of an organized crime group breaking into buildings in New Hampshire."
The critter is accused of infiltrating the Pelham Police Department over the weekend.
This detective work really cut the mustard.
"That's the lowest," the late night host said, but he still joked about the break-in at his Los Angeles theater.
Law enforcement doesn't solve many burglaries, but there are still reasons to file a report.
The burglars apparently evaded both the 24-hour security teams that patrol the street and her own internal security officers.
The congressman's home was broken into hours before Trump began tweeting racist insults about Cummings and his majority-black House district.
Jackie Gordon Wilson, 38, tried to steal from riders he knew wouldn't be home, according to San Mateo police.
Lynn Sarver got her mastiff, Benton, for protection. How well did that work?
Apparently, a Zamboni wasn't available.