When it comes to family-friendly content on Disney's streaming network, there are no ifs, ands or butts.
NBC's broadcast picked up the intriguing declaration in an otherwise dull game.
Don't be bummed if you missed it: Here are all the cheeky details.
Butt-Con is a thing, and it’s here to celebrate our greatest ass-et. The event brought together experts in all-things-butt —from sex workers, to physicians and even a “butt-washing specialist.”
Although the millionaire poker player felt the need to alter the size of the rap star's bottom, he didn't bother retouching a stain on his T-shirt.
"People are more comfortable stripping down when they can do so with less risk.”
Caroline Tompkins photographed a variety of rears from individuals of all ages, races, genders and sizes.
This is just peachy.
Get your mind out of the gutter, Internet.
Finally, a meaningful New Year's resolution