NBC's broadcast picked up the intriguing declaration in an otherwise dull game.
Don't be bummed if you missed it: Here are all the cheeky details.
Butt-Con is a thing, and it’s here to celebrate our greatest ass-et. The event brought together experts in all-things-butt —from sex workers, to physicians and even a “butt-washing specialist.”
Although the millionaire poker player felt the need to alter the size of the rap star's bottom, he didn't bother retouching a stain on his T-shirt.
"People are more comfortable stripping down when they can do so with less risk.”
Caroline Tompkins photographed a variety of rears from individuals of all ages, races, genders and sizes.
Get your mind out of the gutter, Internet.
Finally, a meaningful New Year's resolution
No ifs, ands or butts about it.