"I regret livin' in Texas" is the punchline.
"Where the hell you been? It's been three hours!"
And Woody Harrelson's Joe Biden soothes: “Daddy’s here, America. I see you, I hear you, I sniff you, and I hug you from behind.”
This time his clues include teeth whitening stripes and three red-letter Ks.
"If you take my case, I’m offering spoilers for ‘Empire.’ I die," quips Chris Redd's Smollett as the actor pleads with lawyers to represent him.
"Trump?" he asks Michael Che dismissively. "The dude who got bodied by the popular vote?"
What if Donald, Melania and Ivanka were black, wonders spoof drama.
"Tell Trump to stay outta her way. Don't f**k with my Roe v. Wade."
"He doesn't stop. He doesn't listen to anybody but himself. Who does he remind me of?" wonders Baldwin.
Deflection, emotional conflict, breakthrough and a "Lambo."