coffee maker

However, doing so before you've had ample amounts of caffeine is not advised.
Inanimate objects are out to get me. I can deal with human beings, either by ignoring them or by telling them such dumb jokes that they ignore me. But machines have me baffled.
Because apparently some people are okay with spending their life savings on a single kitchen appliance.
Like breakfast, lunch, dinner AND dessert.
Finally, you can have quality coffee anywhere.