Zachary Taylor Blood was busted smuggling two men from Mexico after Border Patrol agents noticed a U.S. flag carelessly taped to the coffin.
"I thought going inside a coffin would be such a shocking experience it would completely reset their minds for a completely fresh start."
A recently released survey of funeral homes indicates that 75 percent of funeral homes mark up casket costs between 1.5x and 2.5x from wholesale to retail.
Next time you are buying a flat screen TV and tree trimmings for Christmas, get yourself a non-emotional or non-threatening casket.
Of course, Morris works the night shift. Other than the crazy vampire stuff, he's a good boy and a hard worker.