Comedy
“Just met 4 dachshunds in the park called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave, and my day improved by approximately 659%”
"having a pet rlly shows u how pure love can be, like me n this lil creature love each other to DEATH and nvr held a conversation."
“Hey, tell your dog I said, ‘woof.’ He’ll know what it means.”
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit"
"I get it dogs, I too want a little treat when I do something right"
"my cat just walks up to me, says what I can only believe to be a slur & just saunters away."
"my cat talks a mad amount of s**t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle"
"can’t explain it but travis kelce has ginger cat energy"
"I SAID YES!!! 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone asked if I was alone for valentine’s day!!!"
If you need a little pick-me-up after a long day, these humorous one-liners should do the trick.