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Sadly, the game reflects the harsh reality many women face.
A neighbor snapped up the TV, which was just fine with Ryan. When we talked two days after the election, he had already untethered
Right before George W. Bush came up with the first legitimate reason to burn a book -- a memoir called "The Decider" -- he told NBC anchor Matt Lauer that, as young man, his mother showed him an old jar containing the fetus of her stillborn child.
In a shock move by the barely functioning UK government, it was announced today that those who voted Remain in the recent EU referendum are to be issued with official I told you so cards.
Mississippi, another Red State, reportedly buys the most anal-specific toys per capita. Since Mississippi also has the highest
In the last few weeks the UK has seen more backbiting, treachery, spectacular battles and duplicitous manoeuvring than in the last twenty years combined (at least visibly). In fact, the whole thing is beginning to look like an episode of Game of Thrones.
"So you're saying I'm stupid?" But, in an effort to keep peace with everybody in my family, my inner self included, I'm trying
Once upon a time there was a stubborn child who never did what his mother told him to do. The dear Lord, therefore, did not
c. "While I secretly realize constructing a wall is impossible from an architectural and diplomatic standpoint, I just won
Meet problem solver John Kavanagh, who we nominate as the new poster boy for Arizona's political illogic.
And I'll laugh myself to sleep. Moms and dads, it's time to pull out your high school yearbooks. There's a reason they're
Maybe you've already seen them walking -- excuse me, waddling down the gangplank. They cannot briskly stroll into Havana
I wish to apologize to the development team at Four Funnels Entertainment for being such an impatient, easily distracted oaf. This past weekend I learned I am utterly incapable of watching history unfold, particularly if my phone is nearby.
"Then they're wasting their time," my wife said. "Why are you calling us a unit?" I continued. "This is our chance to set
Only by visiting the hallowed Augusta National course in person can one witness the Masters' attention to even the most minute detail and its determination to let every patron experience, to quote the soon-to-be-trademarked Jim Nantz catchphrase, "a tradition unlike any other."
President Obama proudly boasted how his commitment to Peace finally become a reality for members of the U.S. Congress. Stated
Despite social media's ability to turn everyone into critics, I have never posted a Yelp review, having neither the energy nor the vindictive tendencies necessary to open my laptop or mobile device and verbally shred a restaurant, hospital or local service.
Finally, it was over. Catherine briefly disappeared from the screen while I chugged water, slowed my speed to a child navigating