You choose what "grown-up things" are!
If a tree falls in the woods, and you're not there to hear it, wouldn't you want it to fall on that friend who posts WAY too many inspirational quotes on Facebook?
Naming a boat: the Cadillac of naming privileges.
The world is always changing, and it starts with your dictionary. Case in point: Dude, totally been there. Similarly, here
Wit and witticisms from the man himself.
There is such a thing as too many inspirational quotes. We're talking about the scores of quote photos that your most annoying
Have you seen yourself eat? Good lord, it's like getting too close to a wood chipper. And food is expensive as hell. But
#EarthGonnaEarth It's Earth Day and it's time for the one day a year when we pretend to care about the planet we're kinda
Well, as every high school student (no pun intended, we swear) has probably reminded you, today is April 20, or "FOUR-TWENTY
Like that one friend on Facebook who won't stop posting them, these inspirational quotes need a healthy dose of reality. Listen