crowd surfing

The presidential hopeful has dropped a few hints that he might wear a gold chain, crowd-surf in sandals or perhaps even rock ninja-style headwear.
Obviously, you want to look good since you'll be capturing every moment on Snapchat and Instagram. But remember, music festivals = sweaty people, mud, spilled drinks, and other ick. If it's not washable or disposable, don't bring it.
Here are over a dozen reasons why you crowd-surfing is kind of a stupid thing to do