The Netflix show's messy season proved the show is great TV — but it's bad for relationships.

"it needs to seem random or accident. or plant drugs, do not want a long investigation," Melody Sasser wrote, according to federal authorities.

"Some light internet stalking revealed photos of him with his soon-to-be ex-wife, who was equally gifted in the mammary department."

The Netflix series was absolutely horrific when it premiered last year, but it turns out the new franchise is far more bearable when men are not involved.