deranged sorority girl

What we do know: this gal has a gift for language. Recall these well-turned phrases from the infamous original email: TNR
Rebecca Martinson gained Internet stardom earlier this year when a ranting letter she sent to her Delta Gamma sorority housemates
The email specifically asks the sisters to refrain from using the house's red couch for activities of a more personal nature
We need to point out this isn't actually Morgan Freeman -- it's Josh Robert Thompson, a talented voice artist -- but were