Dr. Evil
Reports that Trump suggested a snake or alligator-filled border moat reminded people of the iconic villain's request for "sharks with frickin' laser beams."
Mike Myers brings back his "Austin Powers" villain with a message to "Make America Evil Again."
And there's one Trump policy that's too evil -- even for him.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
This must be worth at least ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
The tabloid unveils Trump's "2 beeel-yun dollar scheme."