Elf on the Shelf

His holiday high jinks might land him on the naughty list.
"Shelf Shifters" are at your service this Christmas.
We keep things with Tommy simple. He’s like an old-fashioned, beta elf.
I realize this is going to sound like the Grinchiest thing ever, but I cannot wait for the holiday season to finally end so I can be rid of the infernal Elf on the Shelf that first darkened our home last yuletide.