elite daily
Some are whoppers and some are little white lies.
Looking dapper, gents! ❤️
She has planned more than 1,000 proposals. So far, no one has said no.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
We are sometimes stupid humans, after all.
"We barely have to think about how we hate each other."
"Can I write off lubricant?"
Happy poop or eggplant, anyone?
Vampire role play or theme park, anyone?
"Me, you and some whipped cream tonight."