Some are whoppers and some are little white lies.
Looking dapper, gents! ❤️
She has planned more than 1,000 proposals. So far, no one has said no.
We are sometimes stupid humans, after all.
"Can I write off lubricant?"
Happy poop or eggplant, anyone?
Vampire role play or theme park, anyone?
"Me, you and some whipped cream tonight."