facebook birthdays

The Facebook birthday wish is the musical chairs of birthday wishes. Either you have your place or you're left out of the game.
The other day, one of my 800-and-counting friends on Facebook mailed me a package. I barely know him, never met him in person, yet I received a delicious chocolate torte.
Hovering over the announcement, found just above where the birthday announcements currently populate, will activate a pop
My Facebook birthday was a complete disaster. I expected my Facebook wall to look like Vanity Fair's Oscar Party, and instead I got a panoramic shot from the now abandoned set of Deadwood.