Fanny pack

Jared Leto was spotted out and about in New York City this week wearing a muscle tee, neon green hair and yes, a fanny pack
These utilitarian outcasts have been a social pariah for far too long, and it's about time somebody stood up for them. Here are the reasons why I think fanny packs, like Pink in the early 2000s, are misunderstood.
Nicole Richie's cuffs She is seriously wearing a fanny pack? Leave it to SJP and Chanel to even make this trend look cool
My fanny pack broke today. I don't know why it's called a fanny pack. Nobody ever wears it over their fanny. Crotch pack is more like it, but something tells me that wouldn't have been a hit. Wait -- after that Miley Cyrus performance, maybe it would.
Ladies, ever have one of those weeks? Where there is too much to do, not enough time to do it in, and you're so tired from trying to do it all that what you actually do is riddled errors and self-doubt, making you want to put your head down and cry like a baby?