fast-food-reviews

But who is this drink for? People who want Mountain Dew in the morning but feel the need to justify it by mixing it with orange juice? Do those people exist?
This pie is sweet. Feed a piece to a hummingbird and it will have to go on dialysis sweet. It's as if they've melted down 20 Werther's Originals and funneled it into its awaiting pastry vessel.
When they say "Five Guys Breakfast," what they really mean is "Five Guys Plus Eggs," because they just added eggs to their menu and re-appropriated their existing hamburger toppings into breakfast sandwich ingredients.
Do you love Chipotle but hate waiting in line? Would you be willing to sacrifice some quality if you could get it cheaper at a drive-thru? Oh boy, have I got news for you!
News flash: everyone loves bacon. That's why Burger King has rolled out a Bacon Sundae nationwide as part of their Summer Menu.
Okay, so it's not Chernobyl hands, but it definitely looks that way. In reality, it's Rip'n Chick'n.