First Lady of the United States
Laura Benanti returned as the bogus FLOTUS to have her say on the rumors.
The former FLOTUS has been serving some serious lewks this year.
A more combative tone is coming from the East Wing, and it's a sharp contrast to what Americans saw from previous first ladies.
The bogus FLOTUS also told "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert how the figure could soon come in handy.
"I’m basically first Trump wife. OK? I’m first lady,” Ivana said.
Her silence, not her stilettos, should be of concern to us all.
We're not crying, you're crying.
Yes, there are even more reasons to love this woman.
Not that there's anything *to* criticize.
We'll miss you, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama!