A la derecha, a la izquierda... swing, swing, swing!
This is what they THINK their friends sounds like.
My Dominican friends "had a falling out with the letters S and N.”
Say AbuelabnBye to your love life!
"Let's start with how the place I love got f**ked"
"It looks like a sea creature, I trust that it’s not because this is about fruit."
"People shouldn't have to answer this sh*t."