The Pasco County Sheriff's Office tried to turn the man's errors into a teachable moment on Twitter.
Richard Dennis, 62, will not face charges for the shooting that's being called a "horrible accident."
The man's wife hopes he put the car back outside "once the wind dies down” because "my dogs are confused by it.”
Keith Mounts allegedly told Pasco County Sheriff's deputies, "S**t happened."
Police said they've arrested the 26-year-old man suspected of being a white supremacist on charges of making written threats to kill or do bodily harm.
Police said the suspect wanted to speak to a manager.
When the deputy asked the suspect how “a parent of a small child would explain the meaning of the words,” Dillon Shane Webb said “it would be up to the parent.”
The suspect denies stealing $300 in goods and blames the arrest on a "commercial dispute."
The word "kindness" was written on the weapon.
One Florida Man told Desi Lydic the water makes the state weird. Another one suspected alcohol is more likely.
It used to be all fun and games, this Florida Man stuff.
Prosecutors say Dustin Hughes left four profane voicemail messages at a Pembroke Pines mosque.
This might be the most Florida story ever.
That's one way of making your point.
He allegedly used a butter knife for the break-in.
As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa's tragic downward spiral continues. In the latest incident according to nbc4i.com
He allegedly invited a witness to get into his car.