Floyd Mayweather Jr.
"It's a little early for April Fools," ESPN's Jorge Sedano quipped.
FYI, Jackie Chan is Chinese, not Japanese.
"When somebody be like, 'I got a Rolls Royce,' I be like 'me too.’"
"Floyd Mayweather remains a garbage fire."
And he's a huge Conor McGregor fan.
The undefeated boxer confirmed his retirement after besting UFC lightweight champion Conor McGregor on Saturday night.
Floyd Mayweather beat the Irishman with a technical knockout in the 10th round.
Even "Grey's Anatomy" star Jesse Williams couldn't resist a good jab.
"Endurance wins. Score one for boxing."
Let the Cookie Monster jokes commence.
"He was a lot better than I thought he was," Mayweather said.
We knew it!