No, it doesn't rhyme with Herbert.
It's not because it's dirty.
Technically, a strawberry is not a berry.
This is not a joke.
This may change the way you feel about "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory..."
What makes them fizz? Will they actually puncture your stomach? And whatever happened to Little Mikey?
This is your safe space for exploration and geeking out.
How have we never tried this?