“They should’ve called it John Wick," the action star said of the fungicide breakthrough. “But thanks, scientist people!"
But don't run off to the bunker just yet.
Here's something you never want to find in your ears.
Who actually wants to eat a fungus?
This jump in cases may be because of spreading infection, or it may be because of better reporting.
There are a number of routes to the great beyond: burial, cremation, cement stockings. Given the options, and what you'll leave behind, devoured by mushrooms might be the most sensible way to go.
Chaga may not look like much -- it's a lumpy, charcoal-colored bulb protruding from birch trees -- but this fungus is trending.