funniest parenting tweets

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"Your toddler is sooooo cute! - People not cleaning up after him."
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"Have kids so you always have someone to point out how long your nose hairs are while standing in checkout lines."
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"My kids are mad because I took them to the beach all day and bought them ice cream, but I never let them do anything fun."
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"Planning a family vacation is mostly just making sure the hotel has a pool."
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"Each year, the average toddler spends over four thousand hours sleeping and roughly the same amount of time picking out pajamas."
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"My vision board is just a picture of me sleeping."
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"We stayed out too late last night so this morning my children are experiencing life without rules."
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious
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Want more parenting humor? Visit HuffPost Parents on Pinterest! Kids are like sponges. They smell bad. — Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan
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"No candy means no candy" *walks into other room *sneaks Reese's peanut butter pumpkin — WineIsMySanity (@sanityinabottle
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safe non-habit forming tranquilizers for babies — Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) September 8, 2014 khakis for the cool dad