funny breakups

"I can't make you love me when you don't, " Bonnie Raitt sings. "How am I supposed to live without you," Michael Bolton swoons. "Nothing compares to you," Sinead O' Connor laments. "Love is a battlefield," Pat Benetar told us. Finally, "love hurts," Nazareth informs us.
You know it's bad when she sends the waiter over to break up with you.
12. "Called her one night to chat about life and freedom and baseball. Her mom answered the phone. My then-girlfriend made
Pro-tip: Use your S.O.'s favorite song lyric to ease the pain of crushing his or her soul. (Though this woman took the news
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