funny fortune cookies

As an ode to the wisest of all cookies -- aside from the Fig Newton -- we cracked open a lifetime's worth* of fortune cookies to investigate which sound the funniest... in bed!! Because that's what people say to be hilarious.
Sometimes a cookie fortune really lends itself to the joke. Take for instance, the message Imgur user Fenzo recently found
Alyona and Jacob discuss the top trendy stories of the day, including romantic fortune cookies being discontinued after parents complain.
The surprising move by Wonton Food comes just in advance of Valentine's Day, after the company faced complaints from parents
Fortune cookies were overdue for a makeover. The fortunes in fortune cookies, he said, "hadn't been updated in 200 years
The very concept of a fortune cookie is a little odd, right? Finish eating Chinese food, and then eat a dry, slightly sweet
Fortune cookies can be a pleasant conclusion to a pleasant meal. Unless you get these. Read more on collegehumor.com