GEESE

WEIRD NEWS
Geese Turn Australian Woman's Farm Fairy Tale Into A Living Nightmare
By David Barden
Leslie Du Preez had no idea the new additions to her property would end up terrorizing her.
WEIRD NEWS
Some Guy Just Learned The Hard Way Why You Should Never Taunt A Goose
By Ed Mazza
See this goose? Do NOT mess with this goose.
WEIRD NEWS
If You Were Thinking Of Chasing A Wild Goose, Consult These Photos
By Hilary Hanson
Not a good idea.
IMPACT
Slaughtering Geese in Maryland
By Taylor Marsh, Contributor
I write smart, arousing romance while deciphering world events.
There is something horribly wrong with a community that publicizes "nature" and "lakes," while quietly slaughtering the creatures this beautiful environment is meant to sustain.
COMEDY
Ranking Maria Von Trapp's Favorite Things By Ability To Make You Not Feel So Bad
By Elizabeth Logan, Contributor
Reader, Writer, Brunette
When the dog bites, or the bee stings, or I'm feeling sad, Maria has a number of solutions. But not all favorite things are created equal. Here, we rank them from least to most helpful in a tough situation.
WEIRD NEWS
Watch Dutch Ninja Goose Defeat A Nosy Drone
By Katie Sola
WEIRD NEWS
Gilbert The Goose Survives Dart Through Head
By Sebastian Murdock
Attacks on geese have become increasingly common over the past few years, officials told the station. Just last year, a goose
ENVIRONMENT
Foie Gras Is Not a Non-Issue: Ducks and Geese Don't Like Having Food Shoved Down Their Throats
By Marc Bekoff, Contributor
Professor emeritus of Ecology and Evolutionary Biology, Univer...
Just because "almost all meat production in the United States is cruel" does not mean that force-feeding animals is not cruel or necessarily less cruel, and indeed, this is an integral part of the big picture of food production; it does not "miss the big picture" at all.
COMEDY
Goose Does A Happy Dance, Probably Because It's Friday
By Sarah Barness
This goose is definitely dancing because it's almost the weekend, and not because it just got some bread. Definitely.
WEIRD NEWS
Geese Herder Gathers A Freakishly Huge Gaggle That Looks Like A Sea Of Bird (VIDEO)
By Sarah Barness
Though it's no bird's eye view of Ryan Gosling, it will still make you want to say, "me goose-ta." This massive gaggle gets
ENVIRONMENT
Endangered Nene Geese Spotted On Oahu For First Time Since 1700s
Needless to say, a lot is riding on the new Oahu family. We’re certainly rooting for them. Steve Hess, a U.S. Geological
ENVIRONMENT
Run -- Don't Walk -- From The 'Geese Tsunami' (VIDEO)
By Ryan Grenoble
"Warning," he writes in a disclaimer on YouTube, "I got a little too excited and the volume got a little loud." He's not
DC
Washington Shutdown Opens Mall to Foreign Invasion
By Bob Walker, Contributor
Author / Photographer / Designer
Government services were paralyzed. Slime is everywhere. The Capitol desperately needs cleansing from this avian invasion. Make their feathers fly.
ENVIRONMENT
Why I Had a Tube Shoved Down My Throat on Piccadilly Circus
By Ingrid Newkirk, Contributor
President and co-founder, People for the Ethical Treatment of ...
Why did we set up a tableau that nearly caused London's taxi drivers to crash into each other on one of the city's busiest streets? Because Fortnum & Mason still has the indecency to sell foie gras, a "fancy foodstuff" that causes so much suffering that it is illegal to produce it in the U.K.
CHICAGO
Geese Poisoned In Chicago Parks, Authorities Believe
A passerby found the first of the animals on Tuesday morning, and officers on patrol found the next wave of corpses early
ENVIRONMENT
Watch Baby Geese Grow Up (VIDEO)
By Laura Hibbard
WATCH: While the video's info says the filmmaker "chased them around a little" some days, we're hoping they didn't chase
NEW YORK
Billionaire Mayor Bloomberg Says, "Let Them Eat Geese"
By Susan Yager, Contributor
Author, adjunct professor Food Studies and Nutrition, NYU
It's summer in the city, and that means weekends at the beach, walks in the park, and, for the third year in a row, the annual slaughter of Canada geese.
ENVIRONMENT
Geese On Highway Escorted By State Troopers (VIDEO)
She says a couple of lanes were shut down while the geese found an exit. SEATTLE — Seattle-bound commuters got some unexpected
DENVER
Nene Geese Are First Hatchlings Of Their Species At The Zoo
By Andrea Jimenez Rael
The Denver Zoo is welcoming three new Nene Geese, aslo known as Hawaii's state bird. From the Denver Zoo: With a wild population
NEW YORK
'Goose Watch' Promises To Protect Prospect Park Geese From USDA, Parks Department
A group of goose lovers is now planning to stand night watch over Prospect Park's geese -- even if it might mean breaking
NEW YORK
Activists Gather Outside Of Prospect Park Gala To Protest Goose Gassing
As Brooklynites arrived at Prospect Park dressed in their best to honor the legacy of former Prospect Park Alliance President
ENVIRONMENT
Animal Control Through Birth Control (PHOTOS)
By Alden Wicker
Many species are endangered, but there are animals out there who are doing way too well. Animals like deer, pigeons, and
FOOD
Foie Gras: Something to Think About
By Brad Haskel, Contributor
Restaurant Consultant & Sommelier
I have listened to a lot of arguments regarding the treatment of ducks and geese in the production of foie gras, and I have to say that I really don't understand the moral dilemma.
WELLNESS
10 Post-Dating Do's and Don'ts for August
By Jessica Massa, Contributor
Author and co-creator of multimedia project WTF Is Up With My ...
DO allow yourself to have a little more fun than usual, and to flirt a little more blatantly. It's the summer. You should
NEW YORK
Gaggle of Problems With New York Plans to Kill Canada Geese
By Wayne Pacelle, Contributor
President and CEO, The Humane Society of the United States
Officials plan to kill more than 150,000 Canada geese in New York alone. Brooklyn was shocked when 400 Prospect Park geese were killed. In our day, such mass slaughter is wrong and unacceptable.
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