Except maybe Jelani Cobb's perfect reference to a Jill Scott video.
Except for maybe white people failing to start a new city because of The Cheesecake Factory (and racism).
Except maybe Steph Curry in God mode.
Except maybe *that woman* in Trump's favorite painting. Who is she?
Except maybe the lesson gleaned from the guy shaving on New Jersey Transit.
Except maybe video of Jared Kushner standing outside a locked door set to the music of Imogen Heap.
Except maybe all the other beefs we encountered along the way.