Remember the old children's game "Telephone" where one child whispers a message to the next child, who whispers it to the next and so on? The end result was always hilariously transmogrified from the original message.

Call me -- on a phone. I'll answer -- from my phone. We'll meet up -- in person. We'll hang out.If you're fun, I'll invite you back to my place. Then we'll do things -- in person -- that are more fun than over Skype.