I took to the streets and a few shots of Jack to get some reactions from guys, using some of the tired catcalls I could think of, and here's what I learned.

Not only is it challenging for Generation X to understand the new millennial mating rules of the 21st century, it's difficult for millennials themselves to understand them, since there's often so much grey area. Here, we try to define the terms explicitly, so we can all get on the same dating page. Even though dating is dead.

When sex is good, it's great, but when it's not so good, it can be hard to even pay attention. You're supposed to be caught up in this epic, all-consuming moment, but instead you're trying to act enthusiastic and on the inside you're all like, "Are we done yet?"

Hooking up at a halloween party is great if you can get your costume off.