Reader, are you still with me here? This is not pink and pretty. This is a real person. This is about 300,000 real people this year. When I see SAVE THE TATAS, my stomach hurts. When breast cancer is reduced to "boobies" and "hooters" and sexualized Facebook games, I want to shout STOP IT. Just please stop it.

While is it common knowledge that dogs, in particular male dogs, urine scent mark their territories, human males often mark their territories in other forms more noxious and poisonous than urine.