how to be single
Just... what are we doing?
"Raise your hand if you accidentally dated someone for 9 months because you could easily share appetizers."
"Pooping with the door open. You'll never know a truer form of freedom."
“Why? Because not everyone can handle fabulous.”
Someone slipped a sheet of paper into my mailbox. It looked like junk, and, in my haste, I almost threw it out.