"My wife heard a noise downstairs and woke me up to go check it out. Because apparently my life doesn't matter."
"Husband and I like to spend our weekends shouting, 'What did you say?!’ from another room."
"Sent my husband to the store & then turned off my phone because it’s time to teach independence."
The talk-show host discovered why you don't ask Roseanne about an ex-husband.
Do we really need to convince you that we won't go after your husband?
"So walk me through HOW sex in a mall parking garage is orchestrated" I ask. "Well, we service both men and women who are
"I love her more than I ever have." 💓
And filled it with presents, of course! 🎁🎁🎁
Having just barely survived a love- and chaos-filled Thanksgiving, Life in the Boomer Lane has been experiencing the same kind of whiplash that Mitt Romney must be feeling right now.
I just want them to do it without being told over and over again. I want them to do it not because it bothers them but because it bothers ME.
An oncology study by the Vanderbilt Ingram Cancer Center, confirms what many cancer survivors already know -- patients with strong support networks are not only more likely to survive, they also experience reduced occurrences of cancer resurgence.
I don't doubt he loves me; he tells me a dozen times a day. I guess I'll spend forever knowing I may not be the first or the most ferocious, but I'm the one who got him to say, "I do."
A celebrity marriage worth celebrating. 💖
I can't really pinpoint why; it was just there one day, that disgust over having to kiss him, and I couldn't shake it to
Ah, married life. Get ready for everyone you see after the wedding to ask you about it..
From the moment I met you, I knew I’d love you forever.