James Austin Johnson

"Per a company-wide email we got this morning, he’s dead to us" after his endorsed candidates bombed in the midterms, Bowen Yang's "Brian Kilmeade" announces.
"We love Truth Social. It’s very great, and in many ways, also terrible,” "Trump" explains. “It’s very bad — very, very bad."
“Folks, I’m trying like hell, I promise,” says “Biden.” “I’m on the Peloton every morning tempting fate.”
Meanwhile "Chuck Schumer" calls DoorDash for mustard on insurrection day, and James Austin Johnson's Trump drowns in word mash.
And Mikey Day's Elon Musk offered 43 billion Peeps to buy Easter.
"Do coup, who do? ... Yes, in many ways it was an intentional, planned coup," says James Austin Johnson's Donald Trump in the cold open.
The comedian went medieval on the former president with a wizard parody.
Aidy Bryant's obsequious Cruz also begs Donald Trump: "Hit me, choke me, spit in my face. I just want to stay in the mix.”
“I just wanted to congratulate Glenn Youngkin, and mostly myself, on a tremendous victory in Virginia,” said Johnson's Trump on a mock Fox program.
“I’m you from eight years ago, man, the ghost of Biden past. ... Where I’m from, we’re still VP. Easiest gig in the world," Sudeikis told the current Biden, James Austin Johnson.