After defeating Houston, the Spurs limp into the Wester Conference Finals.

The singer makes a public plea for King James.

The Cleveland Cavaliers "don’t even get pushed," Barkley says.

In one move, the NBA star just made this youngster's summer.

No one is better qualified to play "Howard Whisperer" than the Zen Master himself. Phil has taken troubled souls and righted their ships. If Phil could focus Rodman, he can surely strum Howard's sensitive heartstrings.

Never shave the weird beard.

You're never too famous to shout out your mom.

Now, with no one left to blame, it may be time for Morey to fire himself. The numbers don't lie. Chalking up the amount of team discord, failures per dollar spent and lack of hustle should surely materialize in stats that would demonstrate this team's status as a disaster.