Step 1: Do not open with "Will you accept this rose?"
Plus, we catch up with Nick Viall, JJ Lane and Chris Harrison!
And JJ Lane joins us to weigh in on all the drama.
'Bachelor In Paradise' Season 2, Episodes 7 & 8: Everyone's Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
But at least JJ goes out a hero.
All the tears -- and all the crabs.
Plus Emily Warman, "Bachelorette" recapper for PAPER Magazine, joins to give her insights -- and we'll speak to former Bachelor
Whether or not this turns out to be nothing more than a bromance, next week's episode of "The Bachelorette" is not-to-be