life with toddlers

"I've taught this toddler to say 'please,' a word he thinks means 'I command you to do this.'"
May 2011 When will learn how to differentiate? Today I have no answers. Only questions. One particular question actually
If they're quiet, that means they're getting into something.
Toddlers. They've been called a**holes, dictators and tiny drunk people. But mere words don't capture what it's really like