loch ness monster
The theory is arousing, er, interest.
Stories have appeared in British media, including the Daily Mail and STV, over the last 24hours that the Loch Ness Monster has had no "confirmed" (whatever that means) sightings for almost a century.
The president's son is told to lay off Nessie after his unusual speech at the Republican National Convention.
Researchers found a surprisingly high amount of eel DNA in the waters of Loch Ness, but it's not clear whether that indicates a gigantic eel or just a lot of little ones.
Don't worry: Nessie won't be killed!
Nessie, is that you??
"One of the crown jewels of Scottish fossils."
In this age of selfies, it's tough to be the Loch Ness Monster. Show yourself to a few tourists, and they never get a good shot. Fortunately, someone did finally snap a picture of the elusive creature, it just happens to be a stunt double from the movies.