man buns

You will be a shadow as the bright lights of 2016 rise above the almond orchards you forgot to water. Clouds will rain love. People will find gratefulness in the smiles of children. Hugs will replace high fives.
And it makes us wonder: Did Jesus ever have one?
And This Guy's Half-Up, Half-Down 'Do This Guy's Glorious Curled Locks This Messy Style So. Much. Hair. Diggin' that single
If we could eat the food equivalent of the Man Bun, what would it taste like? Probably like beer, pretzels and pork, right?